TheChoochLord

Hello! It is I, The Chooch Lord!

Welcometh to my kingdom, here I shall be placing many wares and I requesteth of thee, to please enjoyeth!

Now, if ye should be so inclined, so moved, so swayed in such a goodly and kind manner, as to donateth to me then surely the blessings of the Chooch shall be upon ye! Henceforth marking ye as a true friend and loyal subject of the Chooch kingdom. Thy wonderous and rightly donation shalt be used to procure food, to fuel and inspire further works, so pleaseth! Considereth it!

Thank ye noble arriver to my kingdom and I hopeth that thine noble maiden is within these hallowed and stony halls

Chooch!